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Post by Kçℵ on Jun 10, 2011 19:50:03 GMT -6
Found this on another site. All I got to say is... I LOVE IT! I might start doing stuff. And yes, in public.
1.) Sit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down.
2.) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3.) Everytime someone askes you to do something ask them if they want fries with that.
4.) Put a paper bin on your desk and label it "In."
5.) Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat- with a serious face.
6.) Specify that your drive-through order is "To go."
7.) Skip rather than walk.
8.) Don't use any punctuation.
9.) Sing along at the opera.
10.) Five days in advance tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood.
11.) Have your friends address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
12.) When money comes out of the cash machine scream "I won, I won!"
13.) When leaving the zoo, start running toward your car in the parking lot screaming "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
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